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Monday, February 24, 2020

Writers' Exciting Lives - Plots, Causes, Romance and Real Life Deaths

Who said you learn more by listening than by talking? Was it Einstein?

At Writer's Holiday in Wales every writer had a story to tell, about the delights - and horrors - of their own life.

I don't have permission to tell their stories, so I shall give them made up names.

One author, who I have known many years, 'Penny', told me about her success with a book. Before I had time to continue, congratulating her, feeling envious, or getting useful tips on marketing, at a later meal she told me she had not written much recently because her son had died. He was born diabetic and 'didn't look after himself'. He died after he had both legs amputated.

She heard that he had died from another member of the family. He had not been speaking to her (his mother) nor most members of the family.

She only found out after he died the cause of his grievance against her. He was angry that a grandchild was not named after him with a family name as a first name. Like the royal family's Charles, (King Charles 1, and his successor Charles II, not to mention Henry VIII, and seven other kings confusingly called Henry).

The son who died had also fallen out with several former friends. I wondered whether the illness had made him morose and angry.

Although they were not on speaking terms, it was a shock. 'Penny' said, "I was upset for several months. I've still not recovered. That's why I haven't been writing. But I come to Writers' Holiday to see all my friends."

As a writer, and as a human being, I am always looking for causes and prevention of deaths and mishaps. The classic definition of a plot is that one event causes another.

You can write your life story as a series of events. I tried this. My story did not hang together. My late father said, "It's not a novel or a story. The incidents don't hang together."

To keep the reader interested, they want to know how the hero or heroine raches their goal. A single, over-riding goal. The goal could be a single person seeking a happy marriage. (As for romance, the classics are usually about poverty-stricken and abused singles, such as Cinder-ella finding their rich and loving Prince Charming.)

Dealing With Drama
Jane Austen used humour. 


Charlotte Bronte used Drama.

Both Jane Austen and Charlotte Bronte pioneered the feisty heroine who won't settle for second best, in a first marriage. Even if she is the second girlfriend. In Daphne Du Maurier's novel, Rebecca, the heroine is a shy second wife, leaving the reader wondering if the husband has killed wife number one.

The modern fairy tale is about the abused, divorced wife. To make a readable book, you need a hero or a heroine with an aim, setbacks, enemies, self-sabotage, thwarting people or events, redoubled efforts, determination to succeed, possibly a mentor or faithful friend and supporter, final triumph.

With authors this pattern is often evident in their writing career, which has its ups and downs. Some authors, would be novelists, start with poetry, because you can focus on one incident, present a completed work to proclaim or have an audience or a critique. They say they are trying to sort out their life into a readable book. Too many incidents. Too many other things to do, looking after children, sick children, grandchildren, sick grandchildren.  Their own health problems and setbacks.

I have met authors who asked me to refrain from telling their stories because they wanted to write their own book and if I wrote the story, even briefly, it would be a spoiler for their incidents and their surprise ending or endings.

Ghost Writer Or Editor
Another lady asked me, "Do you edit?" She meant, would I edit her book, maybe not completely ghost-write from a recording, or series of recordings.

Editing is extremely time consuming. As a teacher, a home tutor, I would spend at least half an hour, even up to an hour with an O level or A level pupil on one A4 page of writing.

Every sentence can be full of ambiguities. Is 'it' referring to the subject of the sentence or the object? Or a floating it or there.  For example, 'It was lucky he had a gun.' it does not refer to the gun in the previous sentence. Is 'he' referring to the dead victim or the policeman?

For a happy end story, see my previous post.

About the Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer. Author of Quick Quotations.
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Sunday, February 23, 2020

Memories Of A Retired Welsh Farmer: Her Two Husbands, Crochet and Sheep Farming In Wales

 another writer, widowed 'Ann', entertained me over dinner in with stories of her extraordinary life, full of surprises. She started with the story of her wonderful marriage to her second husband, who she met when he taught her to drive. Driving instructors have to be patient people. Her second marriage was the happy ending to her life. (She has severe health problems, like many at the Writers' Holiday, but beams with happiness.) I had seen her around for year.

But I shall tell you her whole life story in chronological order, starting with her childhood dramas. being sent to a home in WWII during wartime evacuation. She had been living with her father and baby brother when she was a toddler, because her parents were separated early on, because her mother had taken up with another man. Then her father was sent to the war, and in case he did not survive, he sent the small children back from the children's home to their mother who had left her husband. Anne's mother was glad to have two extra ration books because her new man was an illegal Irish immigrant with no ration book for receiving rationed food.

Because of the shortage of food, Ann was so thin that people thought she was half her age.

Ann lived permanently with her mother. Anne's stepfather from Ireland was an illegal immigrant. When people knocked on the door and asked for him by name, Anne was told to say, 'He doesn't live here any more.'

Ann'e mother was glamorous, wore high heels and lipstick and went dancing. Everybody thought she was a lively spark. But at home things were different. She had a fearsome temper. She hit Ann on the head with a shovel. Ann lay in bed bleeding for days. Her mother would not take her to hospital, although she could easily have claimed it was an accident and Ann would have agreed. The mother was afraid of losing the child, the child being taken away, and losing the vital ration books.

Later in Anne's life she married. After having three children, she  quit the marriage. She had wanted to take driving lessons and booked a few.  Her husband did not want her to have driving lessons. Anne took driving lessons. Mid-way, her husband said he was not paying for any more lessons.

When Anne told her driving instructor she was leaving her marital home, he said, "If you are leaving home, I am coming with you." He became her second husband and they were happily married for many years until he died.

He had been married, too. But his wife was not bothered when he left. He did her a favour. She was Catholic and didn't not consider their marriage, which had not been in a Catholic church, to be a proper marriage. Shortly after the divorce she married a Catholic in church, and she dressed in white.

After dinner, Ann told me she used to crochet.

I asked, "With wool?"

'Yes, wool from my sheep."

This sounded bizarre to me, brought up in London. For a woman with sheep in Wales it was pretty normal.

After being widowed, Anne moved to Wales and bought a farm but had no animals. She started with no sheep but local people, local farmers, in her first year, took pity on her and gave her bottle lambs, who were abandoned by their mothers and had to be bottle fed.

What kind of sheep abandons the baby? Possibly one which has given birth early in the mother's life, a young mother. Hm. Interesting. Does this have implications for human beings?

Anne had seven baby lambs the first year. After a year they can have one to two or three babies. Not in succession. simultaneously. Some even gave birth to quads.

In three or four years she had about 70 sheep.

Sheep would get out through the fences. Other farmers would come to collect their strayed sheep.
They would say, 'I'll send in my dog to cut out my sheep." Cut out meant to round up and lead out.

The farmers could recognize their sheep by the marking. The dog would recognize the sheep by the smell.

I asked former farmer, Anne, "Do you eat meat, such as lamb?"

She replied, "I prefer mutton. More flavour."

Anne is now retired and her children tell her, "You should write your life story." I think she should, don't you?

Elizabeth Taylor, Moby Dick and Fishguard Bay Hotel


Liz Taylor, centre, Richard Burton, right. Photo from bar of Fishguard Bay hotel.

Fishguard Bay Hotel is up on the cliff above the end of the train line where passengers are brought by train to catch the ferry from Wales to Ireland.

The hotel overlooks the bay where Moby Dick was filmed.

Film stars who stayed at the hotel were Richard Burton, Peter O'Toole and entourage. Liz Taylor was also in the film of Under Milk Wood by Welsh poet Dylan Thomas.

The framed report of their stay is in the hotel bar, which says that the magic bedrooms were number 123 and 124. I am in some doubt as to whether Liz Taylor stayed on the hotel.

Rooms 123 and 124 are suites, larger rooms. They were occupied when I was there. Next time I visit the hotel I shall take a photo for you to see.

Another place open to the public featuring the story is down in the town.

Above the end of the railway line is the clifftop hotel, with a view.




Regarding the hotel, it is old fashioned, the best of Britain as it used to be. Solid food, meat and two vegetables, usually including potatoes.

Dessert options on my three day stay included Banoffee (banana and toffee) pie, chocolate cake, apple tart and fruit salad. (Three choices per set meal.)

Cooked breakfast included baked beans, hash brownies (grated potato fried), brown or white bread, sachets of marmalade or strawberry or black currant jam. Vegetarian sausages on request.

Old fashioned in what way? Free-standing wardrobes.

The staff are lovely, can't do enough for you.


Fishguard Bay Hotel and the bay, Wales. Photo taken and edited by Angela Lansbury.

The View
You can see the sea from the terrace in front of the hotel, the windows of the bar and the window side of the restaurant, and the front bedrooms.

About the Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer. Author of Quick Quotations.
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Saturday, February 22, 2020

Don't feed the birds - comic poem on a perennial problem

Please don't feed the birds
The pigeon and the seagull
I'll tell you what I heard
We are looking for a cull

A piece of bread
Would be welcome, no doubt
But unfortunately
When goes in comes out.
-ends-

About the Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer. Author of Quick Quotations.
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Laptop and Publishing tips and Tricks - snippets

1 Machine won't turn on.
You turn on your machine, your laptop, on, and it's stuck.

Turn it off and on. Don't bother with escape and three keys. Just turn the power off. Count to fifteen slowly. Turn it on again.

I tried it. It worked.

Hints: Your laptop will turn itself off if you leave it unplugged so there is not power. Or if you shut the lid.

Why would you shut the lid?:
To stop it bleeping and keeping you awake in the night in your hotel room.
To stop the light from the screen keeping you awake.

2 Publish An Ebook
Load up a template for ebooks from Lulu.com or Amazon or Smashwords. Use the same title and author name. All you need is a different ISBN number.

About the Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer. Author of Quick Quotations.
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Speaking At A Conference or Event? Microphone tips, quotations and poetry tips

Speakers and readers often say, "I don't need a microphone. I speak loud enough."

They do need a microphone. People with hearing aids have them linked to the microphone. If you don't use the microphone, they can't hear you. They are forced to lipread. Which is impossible when they have sodoy large sitting in front, or you turn away or look down at what you are reading. or the listener cannot lip-read.

Be sure to look up, ideally all the time, if not most of the time. And all of the time when you are speaking. As soon as you look down the audience cannot hear you and is not connected.

Keep the microphone slightly to your right. Then it is not obscuring your face, your facial expressions, your eye contact, making a psychological barrier.

Keep your microphone with you, near your mouth. Do not turn to your left or mutter asides.

Speak more slowly and clearly than usual.

Speak only about yourself. Do not be rude about previous performers. ("Yes," Alison told me. "That happened recently.)

Training Children To Speak
How do you get children to speak confidently and quote? Some grandparents look after children and have the patience to do this and find it fun.

One set of grandparents had to look after a grandchild who had chicken pox for a week, whilst both of the child's parents worked in their restaurant.

Have a quotation day. Feature their favourite books. For example, an Enid Blyton Day.

A Rupert Bear Day is fun. Rupert said, "If anybody ask for me, they'll find me in the lavatory."

to create a poem for an open mic night, use rhymezone. this will find you not only rhymes but also one of more syllable rhymes and slant rhymes, and even iambic rhymes (emphasis on first, and alternating syllables).  Good for creating iambic pentameters.

To find a rhyme:
rhymezone.com

About the Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer. Author of Quick Quotations.
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Hotel chair too low to type? Here's the solution!

In a hotel in Wales, my bedroom chair was too low for me to type on my laptop at the desk.

I asked the two girls who were cleaning the room if they had any higher chairs. They said, "all the chairs are the same, same neight."

I said, "Do you have a cushion? Oh - there's one on the bed!"

"Yes," they said. "Or use the pillows."

The two cushions from the twin beds were just right. I sat on one cushion. I used the other as a backrest. It moved me forward so I was not slumping in the seat. Perfect.

A good tip to remember in any hotel when the chairs or armchairs are two deep, back to front, or the seats are too low. Problem solved.

About the Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, author and speaker.
Author of
Quick Quotations.
How To Get Out of the mess you're in.
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