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Saturday, May 30, 2026

Clocks, Deadlines, And Lifeboats. Comical poem by Angela Lansbury.

 Don't miss deadlines in your lifelines

Omenously I missed my first

So I was born Caesarian

A timed plan B surgeons rehearsed


Our five-year-old learned about time

She demanded a big, pink clock

I am glad to say it arrived on time

But alarmed us with loud tick-tock


Pink kiddie clock from Amazon. Sharot family photo. Edited by Angela Lansbury.

Never in ten past million years

Would I have added pink ears on top

But it works. She watches hands turn

Breakfast, travel to school, bed, stop


She knows about tricycles and bicycles

About big buses and long trains

She looks at pictures of big ships

Cruise liners and big aeroplanes


She asked, 'What is a lifeboat for?'

We don't want to make her panic

No need to tell her of shipwrecks

Rules dating from the Titanic


We tell her, 'You must have plan B

For each eventuality

If your big ship is stuck on rocks

Go home on small boats pulled from blocks.'


Another deadline passed today

My poem missed it yesterday

So it will not be in a book

But it's on here, dear, when you look.


We all know daytime's when it's light

Watches and clocks spread to time trains

 We set alarms in mobile phones

To make sure we cstch tides and planes.

-ends-

Summary and general information

1Nationwide timing, instead of each area using sunrise and stars, was needed after railways needed to co-ordinates timetables and clocks.

 2 The requirement for ships to have enough lifeboats for all passengers came in after the enquiry into the sinking of the Titanic in 1912.

Travel tips

1 You can use a mobile phone as an alarm clock. 

2 In my phone settings, the alarms over-ride my don’t disturb setting.

3 Check your phone to re-set alarms in new time zones.

2 Check your date of arrival as well as time. We once missed a party held in our honour, not realiding that we left Lonfon one day but reached Singapore the next day.

2 Our five year old understands time to get ready go to school and to leave for private and public transport.

Please share links to your favourite posts. I have blots on travel, poetry, and dress of the day.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Tax reminder - deadline Jan 31st

Xmas and New Year Tax deadlines
If you are planning to go away over Xmas, New Year, or in January, remember that a UK tax return has to be completed by January 31st.

The first year I did a tax return, the tax office came back to me with two queries so that by the time I had answered the second I was beyond the deadline, they claimed, and they issued a fine of £100.

If you are having trouble with passwords that could be another problem when travelling, especially if  they insist on sending the password to you by post, taking up to three weeks (plus xmas delays) or they are sending the password to your UK phone which you have left at home to avoid incurring roaming charges.

Accountant
You can use an accountant. But the accountant will be in a rush because everybody else is late as well as you, and the Accountant also wants a Christmas and New Year time off, plus a January ski trip.

Tax Return
So start planning your tax return now. If you are in the USA you have a similar problem. The ideal system is to do your accounts every weekend so that you have everything ready in the decline month.

Or you could spend Christmas and New Year doing your accounts, or do a spreadsheet whilst waiting at the airport for a plane, or stuck in a hotel room.
 Happy holidays, happy new year and -
Happy filing!


Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer.