Spiral or coil keychain, or spring keychain. In green. Photo by Angela Lansbury.
Lost Keys Problem Solved. Comical Poem by Angela Lansbury.
Where did I lose my keys?
Did I lose them, did they lose me?
Lost Property has lots of them
To prevent burglars, with no name
My new bag contained a key chain
My keys had a place, I was glad
But when the fabric fell apart
My homeless keys and I felt sad
I cut out the sewn in ribbon
Thought, I'll sew it on my new bag
I had no time to sew it
Used the large safety pin I had
I kept my keys on the lanyard
Moved and pinned inside each new bag
I was organized, soon forgot
Those lost key troubles I'd once had
When I went out without a bag
I pinned key ribbons to pockets
Not sewn, secured with safety pins
Like plugs stuck firmly in sockets
Now I always have my door keys
'though my pocket's a bit heavy
I never have to wait and hunt
Nor pay cut a new key levy
Once my mother lost her house keys
We found them after she had died
In the pocket of a beach bag
Before donating, looked inside
Then our son lost our front door keys
We had to add another lock
Keys were under his friend's sofa
Their cleaning lady was a rock
I've made a long list of places
Where our sets of keys like to hide
Inside an old coat, or jacket
And each suitcase, search each pocket
It's like losing your train ticket
To prevent the loss, day and night
You simply must decide - always
Which pocket, the left, or the right
When I go to a conference
Or a one hotel holiday
I keep the bedroom key on a lanyard
Round my neck. There it stays all day.
Some people lose keys so often
I call it losing keys disease
It's no good asking dead mother
Paying to God, upon your knees
Just have a designated place
Maybe inside a hollow book
In your jacket's right-hand pocket
Or in a cupboard on a hook
In a hotel beside the bed
Or on the hook behind the door
On the door handle, on the floor
Then you won't lost them any more
I've listed the common places
You can find door keys or car keys
So when we're in your home or room
Find those vital keys quickly, please.
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Updated with improved syllable count on October 22nd 2026.
A spiral key chain takes up less room in a pocket but enables you to reach a lock without detaching the key from a bag or jacket pocket. If the spiral is not long enough, lengthen it by adding another.
Please share links to your favourite poems. I wrote this poem for my blog, comical poems hazel nutter.blogspot.com. For this travel blog I added the lines about holidays and bedroom keys I am copying this poem to my dress blog, dressofthedayangela.blogspot.com