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Sunday, August 4, 2013

I think I swallowed a gold filling. Does anybody have a metal detector?


  • Carol Fenlon ha ha, you'll be on poo watch then?
  • Angela Lansbury Yes being the world's only expert on this subject, I can write a short book. Chapter One. At home: Utensils, rubber gloves, pail, magnifying glass, sieve, rolling pin .. Chapter Two; In a railway carriage ... Do you think I could use this as subject for a humorous speech. Somebody wrote a book called How To Shit In The Woods which I bought in the USA at a national park bookshop. The shop assistant said it was their best selling book. I could be on TV with this one.

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