Dehesa Tapas Bar-restaurant: my bad reaction to bar stools, good but expensive food, but not enough

Dehesa
Evening started badly. Bar stools.

What I think of Bar Stools
Horrid. Nowhere to put your handbag except on the dirty floor out of reach. Trying to fit into a tiny stool wearing a winter coat. Nowhere to put your coat. These stools do have a back.

Unfortunately we were coming from another event and had to go to the extra expense of a taxi to arrive on time. We were dropped in Regent Street and ran through following satnav on a phone. On time!

Even so, our relatives had arrived first. They were already settled into the straight wall banquette seats, whilst we had the awkward bar high stools opposite. I beamed enthusiasm. I did not want to disrupt our event by making them move.

Food Size and Dividing
Small portions. We were dividing between four. We ordered two portions of the starter. Asparagus with a smidgen of goat's cheese on the end, in a shallow sea of honey. Up comes a plate containing two. Everything was like that. I thought you got tapas for sharing. Everything had to be cut diagonally.

Sharing Plates
Plates not easily divided are an absolute disaster in groups, especially if you have any kind of hierarchy. I mean a work situation such as boss and employee so that one has to constantly defer to the other. In a family, older brother and his wife and younger brother and his wife. Or any situation where one is trying to please another.

Fish and meat
Most of the dishes for starters contained shellfish, to which I am allergic.
I had a lovely fish with tiny morsels of something delicious. We had two meat dishes. They also had lovely sauces and morsels of mushroom or fruit. With four of us sharing every plate it was quite hard to get your share. The meat was dark and shiny and looked raw. I thought it looked undercooked and was stringy and got in your teeth. Everybody else loved it.

Potato
We ordered (potato) chips. Very Spanish style, brushed with red pepper powdered or chili powder, which added visual appeal and flavour. Served with two small pots of dips.

Desserts
We told them we were sharing but the deserts were not shaped for sharing and not served for sharing. We had to play yo-yo with the plates. Could they have served us half portion each, or two plates as well as two spoons. I can tell you that I have been to five star restaurants which do so. Do they think it's bad form to share a dessert?

Shared Desserts
If you are running a tapas bar, which is designed for 'sharing' I think a table for four should be served all dishes for sharing. Otherwise the diners end up not sharing.

Whoever gets to eat the bigger portion or keep the whole dish feels guilty and the others feel resentful. However much you try to smile and be obliging, you are constantly on the alert to grab the first half, the last half, not be the first to dip in, and so on.

I don't want to go back. I must remember to tell them I'm a blind one legged cripple (not true, just joking) and will walk out with my group if I am given a bar stool. The more I think about it, the more cross I get. I did not enjoy the meal at all.

Completely put me in a bad mood. The family asked if I wanted to go onto a film with them but I said no and we went home. Two of us felt that despite having starters, two meat courses, two fish courses, two shared desserts, one coffee and three drinks, glasses of tap water all round, we were still hungry. A hungry diner is not a happy diner.

The service charge is twelve and a half per cent. To cap it all the bill includes a supposedly optional donation to charity, already printed on the bill so you would have to make an embarrassing fuss to delete it.

I would have been a lot happier on a chair nearer the ground with my feet on the ground. The semi-circular seating near the door. That's what I want next time.

You can sit outdoors on the corner of the block looking up the pedestrian alleys leading in two directions. The main pedestrian alley leading to it is lit by seasonal lights and flanked by other amusing restaurants, shops and pubs. You are a short walk from Regent Street and Oxford Circus station. London right now is thronged with crowds of jolly people.

I managed to scoot down the steep staircase to the toilets. I thought, no good for wheelchairs or people with knocking knees and awkward ankles. Nor drunks misplacing their footing.

Dehesa, 25 Ganton Street, London WIF 9BP
+44 (0)20 7494 4170
info@dehesa.co.uk
saltyardgroup.co.uk

Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, author and speaker.

Dehesa Tapas Bar-restaurant: my bad reaction to bar stools, good but expensive food, but not enough

Dehesa
Evening started badly. Bar stools.

What I think of Bar Stools
Horrid. Nowhere to put your handbag except on the dirty floor out of reach. Trying to fit into a tiny stool wearing a winter coat. Nowhere to put your coat. These stools do have a back.

Unfortunately we were coming from another event and had to go to the extra expense of a taxi to arrive on time. We were dropped in Regent Street and ran through following satnav on a phone. On time!

Even so, our relatives had arrived first. They were already settled into the straight wall banquette seats, whilst we had the awkward bar high stools opposite. I beamed enthusiasm. I did not want to disrupt our event by making them move.

Ranting Against Bar Stools
I did my pole-vaulting impression, perched with the uncertain air of a parrot shifting about on bar, about to speak words everybody waited for. I tried to look agile and nonchalant.

Being on a bar stool put me in a bad mood for the whole meal. Are you sitting comfortably? No. I feel like I am in an airport lounge, or eating a snack of pot noodles on a trapeze. Bar stools must be designed for drinkers at bars, so they move on quickly to make way for others, and fall off as soon as they have had the second drink; approved by people who want the most uncomfortable chairs in order to get a quick turnover of diners who don't linger.

Did I say any of this? No. (It's our secret!)

Bar stools have only one use. Sitting up high to play electric organs on x shape supports.

Food Size and Dividing
Small portions. We were dividing between four. We ordered two portions of the starter. Asparagus with a smidgen of goat's cheese on the end, in a shallow sea of honey. Up comes a plate containing two. Everything was like that. I thought you got tapas for sharing. Everything had to be cut diagonally.

Sharing Plates
Plates not easily divided are an absolute disaster in groups, especially if you have any kind of hierarchy. I mean a work situation such as boss and employee so that one has to constantly defer to the other. In a family, older brother and his wife and younger brother and his wife. Or any situation where one is trying to please another.

Fish and meat
Most of the dishes for starters contained shellfish, to which I am allergic.
I had a lovely fish with tiny morsels of something delicious. We had two meat dishes. They also had lovely sauces and morsels of mushroom or fruit. With four of us sharing every plate it was quite hard to get your share. The meat was dark and shiny and looked raw. I thought it looked undercooked and was stringy and got in your teeth. Everybody else loved it.

Potato
We ordered (potato) chips. Very Spanish style, brushed with red pepper powdered or chili powder, which added visual appeal and flavour. Served with two small pots of dips.

Desserts
We told them we were sharing but the deserts were not shaped for sharing and not served for sharing. We had to play yo-yo with the plates. Could they have served us half portion each, or two plates as well as two spoons. I can tell you that I have been to five star restaurants which do so. Do they think it's bad form to share a dessert?

Shared Desserts
If you are running a tapas bar, which is designed for 'sharing' I think a table for four should be served all dishes for sharing. Otherwise the diners end up not sharing.

Whoever gets to eat the bigger portion or keep the whole dish feels guilty and the others feel resentful. However much you try to smile and be obliging, you are constantly on the alert to grab the first half, the last half, not be the first to dip in, and so on.

I don't want to go back. I must remember to tell them I'm a blind one legged cripple (not true, just joking) and will walk out with my group if I am given a bar stool. The more I think about it, the more cross I get. I did not enjoy the meal at all.

Completely put me in a bad mood. The family asked if I wanted to go onto a film with them but I said no and we went home. Two of us felt that despite having starters, two meat courses, two fish courses, two shared desserts, one coffee and three drinks, glasses of tap water all round, we were still hungry. A hungry diner is not a happy diner.

To cap it all the bill includes a supposedly optional donation to charity, already printed on the bill so you would have to make an embarrassing fuss to delete it.

I would have been a lot happier on a chair nearer the ground with my feet on the ground. The semi-circular seating near the door. That's what I want next time.

You can sit outdoors on the corner of the block looking up the pedestrian alleys leading in two directions. The main pedestrian alley leading to it is lit by seasonal lights and flanked by other amusing restaurants, shops and pubs. You are a short walk from Regent Street and Oxford Circus station. London right now is thronged with crowds of jolly people.

I managed to scoot down the steep staircase to the toilets. I thought, no good for wheelchairs or people with knocking knees and awkward ankles. Nor drunks misplacing their footing.

Dehesa, 25 Ganton Street, London WIF 9BP
+44 (0)20 7494 4170
info@dehesa.co.uk
saltyardgroup.co.uk

Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, author and speaker.

Dehesa Tapas Bar-restaurant: my bad reaction to bar stools, good but expensive food, but not enough

Dehesa
Evening started badly. Bar stools.

What I think of Bar Stools
Horrid. Nowhere to put your handbag except on the dirty floor out of reach. Trying to fit into a tiny stool wearing a winter coat. Nowhere to put your coat. These stools do have a back.

Unfortunately we were coming from another event and had to go to the extra expense of a taxi to arrive on time. Even so, our relatives had arrived first. They were already settled into the wall banquette seats and I did not want to disrupt our event by making them move.

Being on a bar stool put me in a bad mood for the whole meal. Are you sitting comfortably? No.

Food Size and Dividing
Small portions. We were dividing between four. We ordered two portions of the starter. Asparagus with a smidgen of goat's cheese on the end, in a shallow sea of honey. Up comes a plate containing two. Everything was like that. I thought you got tapas for sharing. Everything had to be cut diagonally.

Sharing Plates
Plates not easily divided are an absolute disaster in groups, especially if you have any kind of hierarchy. I mean a work situation such as boss and employee so that one has to constantly defer to the other. In a family, older brother and his wife and younger brother and his wife. Or any situation where one is trying to please another.

Fish and meat
Most of the dishes for starters contained shellfish, to which I am allergic.
I had a lovely fish with tiny morsels of something delicious. We had two meat dishes. They also had lovely sauces and morsels of mushroom or fruit. With four of us sharing every plate it was quite hard to get your share.

Potato
We ordered (potato) chips. Very Spanish style, brushed with red pepper powdered or chili powder, which added visual appeal and flavour. Served with two small pots of dips.

Desserts
We told them we were sharing but the deserts were not shaped for sharing and not served for sharing. We had to play yo-yo with the plates. Could they have served us half portion each, or two plates as well as two spoons. I can tell you that I have been to five star restaurants which do so. Do they think it's bad form to share a dessert?

Shared Desserts
If you are running a tapas bar, which is designed for 'sharing' I think a table for four should be served all dishes for sharing. Otherwise the diners end up not sharing.

Whoever gets to eat the bigger portion or keep the whole dish feels guilty and the others feel resentful. However much you try to smile and be obliging, you are constantly on the alert to grab the first half, the last half, not be the first to dip in, and so on.

I don't want to go back. I must remember to tell them I'm a blind one legged cripple (not true, just joking) and will walk out with my group if I am given a bar stool. The more I think about it, the more cross I get. I did not enjoy the meal at all.

Completely put me in a bad mood. The family asked if I wanted to go onto a film with them but I said no and we went home. Two of us felt that despite having starters, two meat courses, two fish courses, two shared desserts, one coffee and three drinks, glasses of tap water all round, we were still hungry. A hungry diner is not a happy diner.

To cap it all the bill includes a supposedly optional donation to charity, already printed on the bill so you would have to make an embarrassing fuss to delete it.

I would have been a lot happier on a chair nearer the ground with my feet on the ground. The semi-circular seating near the door. That's what I want next time.

You can sit outdoors on the corner of the block looking up the pedestrian alleys leading in two directions. The main pedestrian alley leading to it is lit by seasonal lights and flanked by other amusing restaurants, shops and pubs. You are a short walk from Regent Street and Oxford Circus station. London right now is thronged with crowds of jolly people.

Dehesa, 25 Ganton Street, London WIF 9BP
+44 (0)20 7494 4170
info@dehesa.co.uk
saltyardgroup.co.uk

Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, author and speaker.

Spanish Menu Translation - inspired by Toresano restaurant in Ruislip

Interrupting my daily Spanish lessons was the thud of the free magazine. I opened Optima magazine and read a review of Toresano, a restaurant in Ruislip, new to me.

I went onto the restaurant's website, found out the name comes from the town of Torre and a Toresana is a person from there, and I started checking the men's Spanish words.

Here's a handy list in alphabetical order:

Spanish - English
a j i l l o (not jail which was the choice of spell checker)  - garlic
Catalana - from the Catalan region or Catalan style
cochinillo - suckling pig (diminutive - think cochon pig)
con - with
crema - cream
crema Catalana
croquetas - croquettes (cut up or shredded or mashed bits in batter)
de - of
filete - filet or slice off the bone of fish or meat
gambas - prawns
garbanzos - chickpeas?
marinado - marinated
mero - halibut?
mixta - mixed
o - or
spinacas - spinach
vegetales - vegetables

Tapas
A small plate of food, often an aperitif served with drinks, eg olives and other titbits, sometimes served free in bars, increasingly served in UK restaurants as a small sharing plate as starters or for a multi dish main course. The word comes from the slice of meat placed across a drink in the old days to keep off the flies. However, the Toresano restaurant menu tells a different story about King Alfonso who was sick and had teeny plates of food with wine and when he recovered passed a law.

A place to practice your Spanish - a Spanish restaurant. However, we did go to a French restaurant in New York with our French former au pair girl Caroline. When she tried speaking fluent French to the waiters it became apparent that they were not native French speakers.

At the moment, a Spanish menu and perhaps a Spanish song, or Mexican song, would do just nicely for me.

The Spanish menu, especially if bilingual, with handy expansions of ingredients plus explanations in English is useful for English people learning Spanish, also for Spanish people learning English.

If you want to practise your Spanish,:
1 Watch Spanish speaking films on the internet with English subtitles,
2 Read the daily news from a Spanish newspaper online,
3 To to a spanish speaking conversation club,
4 Attend a Spanish speaking club in Toastmasters International public speaking organisation.
5 Learn or revise your Spanish using duo lingo.com , free online course
6 Read my previous posts on Spanish
7 https://translate.google.com
8 Website translations: Many websites have a little flag in the top right hand corner. You can click on that to get the web page translated into other languages such as Spanish from English, or English from Spanish.
9 You can also install the language flag in your own computer or laptop. This helps if you want to type Spanish words with the correct accents.

More Information From

Toresano Restaurant
36 High Street, Ruislip, HA4 7AN, tel: 01895 633128
Review in
www.optimamagazine.co.uk
Reviews on TripAdvisor:
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g1869831-d3216773-Reviews-Toresano-Ruislip_Greater_London_England.html

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Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, language teacher, language translator.

Salt Yard restaurant, London, England, for Spanish style tapas

The first restaurant of this group which I visited (oops - one letter wrong and spellcheck turns visited into Soviets!) was the Dehesa. See my earlier review.














The set meal at Salt Yard for £37 is hardly a cheap deal of the day (compared to the place I reviewed earlier, Comptoir Gascon, at £20 including a cocktail to start). There's another set meal here at Salt Yard for £42.50.  Not a cut price set meal of three courses from simpler ingredients and small portions, like the sort that French restaurants offer, more like the Tasting menu and gourmet menu at luxury restaurants.

Handy menu translations:

Tapas:
Chorizo (z pronounced th as in crianza) Spanish sausage, like the Italian salami or French saucisson
Manchego - hard cheese, Spanish equivalent of cheddar, from the milk of ewes, female sheep
Proscuitto - sliced ham

Pudding:
ganache (French for jowl - what you get from eating too much) a mixture of chocolate and cream, used inside as a filling or outside as a sauce or on top as a glaze. Not to be confused with g r a n a c h e (French) and G a r n a c h a  in Spanish is a grape grown in both countries to make white, rosé or red wine. The extra r as a second letter for the g R a p e .

This branch is near Goodge Street station. (2 minutes walk). On the 'tube' or underground line

They sell a cookbook by the chef, at £30 if you pick it up from the restaurant, £35.55 or £36.55 if you want it posted depending on which system you choose.

Salt Yard charcuterie bar and restaurant
54 Goodge Street
London WIT 4NA
Tel: 020 7637 0657
Opening hours Monday to Saturday 12 noon to 11 pm
Sunday 12 noon to 10 pm

That answers the question I often cannot not answer on TripAdvisor: Does this restaurant serve breakfast? The answer is no, unless you are eating your break fast (space between break and fast deliberate) at lunch time, and want to eat a brunch at noon.

Email: info@saltyard.co.uk
www.dehesa.co.uk
www.operatavern.co.uk
www.emberyard.co.uk
www.saltyard.co.uk

Spanish Restaurant and Tapas Bar menus translated

I have been sent details of a forthcoming Tapas Restaurant meeting in London, England. London has several Tapas Restaurants. I looked up the menu on the restaurant website. I translated the words. I looked at the restaurant website and saw three desserts, all containing ice cream, but still did not know which was which. So I went to TripAdvisor where I found customer photos at the top and the most useful pictures, which I have a click for useful, showed the food and had a caption saying which ingredients were shown.

Having sorted out the desserts, I could see what was all sugar or all sugar and fat (I love it - but my companions will be telling me I need to lose weight and I will be wondering about my next dental appointment. Any dessert with chocolate? Scrumptious.

Any dessert with healthy fruit? Figs? Dates? Should I go for the cheese and figs? That has fruit and calcium.

If the restaurant has two sittings, or closes early, at 2 pm lunch time, or 6 or 7, o 9 or 10 in the evening, or I am running for a train to another event or to get home, I need to allow time for coffee and cleaning all that sugar off my teeth.

I then looked at the savouries and checked on all the foods to which I am allergic (prawns, oysters, lobster, mixed shellfish). I checked on what I might wish to avoid (suckling pig, pig's cheek, pig's trotters). Other members of my group will be very keen on these dishes. But it could be a problem if they want to share the food, or share the bill as we need two sets of orders, one for them and one for me. I also looked at salami (highly processed food - avoid if your family has been on a post-cancer and prevent returning cancer diet).

Finally I am making a translation of a Spanish menu. TripAdvisor did not help. Google found me Wikipedia and dictionaries and reviews but I wasted a lot of time on long posts like this one which made me hunt to the end for a translation. (I had to use menus from some nearby rival restaurants and those in other countries to finally get what I wanted). I remembered buying a laminated card which translates menus at a museum in Spain, either at a Rioja vineyard tour shop, or at the Guggenheim museum in Bilbao in Northern Spain. However, I now don't know where it is. Probably inside the front cover of a large English-Spanish Dictionary.

So now my next task is to create an ongoing menu translation for myself which I will share with you.
Please follow my posts. Some of the Spanish terms are so similar to the Italian and Portuguese that if you know one you can guess the word from the other, or they have dishes in common or borrowed from each other, just as English menus often contain French dishes.

Tapas - small portion or snack, originally the plate made from a piece of thick salami placed over an alcoholic drink at a bar to keep flies off. Later an accompaniment to drinks. Same as we serve olives or nuts with drinks in England. In some bars tapas would be free, to keep you drinking. Salted nuts make you thirsty so you feel the need to drink more. Dehydration makes you want to drink.

To avoid getting drunk or dehydrating, either ask for water, or take your own. If you take your own you could drink it before entering the restaurant or after leaving. (Or in the toilet cubicle if you are using it to clean your teeth.)

SPANISH / ITALIAN MENU TRANSLATED
affogato - coffee ice cream, sometimes vanilla ice cream with espresso coffee poured over it. Delicious.
porcini - mushroom

Spanish restaurants with menus online

www.dehesa.co.uk    Spanish-Italian menu
"Dehesa- a unique woodland area in Spain which is home to the black-footed Ibérico pigs – said to produce the best ham in the world."

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186338-d1027064-Reviews-Dehesa-London_England.html

http://translation.babylon.com/english/Porcini/

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/affogato

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