Correct British English - Especially Helpful for Speakers of Chinese (Mandarin) and Singlish

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I teach English to English speaking people and English as a Foreign Language (EFL).

What's the difference between English as a Foreign Language and English as a second language?

If you teach English as a foreign language, you start from scratch with the grammar. And vocabulary.

If you teach English as a second language, the students can make them selves understood, sometimes misunderstood. They often cannot be bothered to read grammar which they did years ago in school. They want to correct their pronunciation and to work out why nobody understands their intonation, although their vocabulary can be huge. They may be translating word by word from another language such as Chinese which has a different sentence structure. lacks the a and the, and has fewer tenses.

What I hear - What I would say and you should say in Correct English

B
I am boring - I am bored (boring is active, what you are in the process of doing to others, and how they feel when listening to you, whilst bored is passive, how you feel when listening to them)
I am never boring - I am never bored

I
I would like to introduce you - I would like to introduce to you

N
Narrative (Emphasize the first syllable. The middle a is short, like in a man, not ay as in pay.)

O
Off the light (Singlish) - turn off the light (the verb is required in English)

S
sword (the w is silent)

T
(the) team of the evening - (the) theme of the evening

This my first time - this is my first time
(a) Toemaster - (a) toastmaster

Tortoise (pronounced taught-us, short u like er, not taught-iss)

Useful Websites
Menti.com
Zoom
Toastmasters International Find a Club
https://www.toastmasters.org/find-a-club
learncool.sg
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8262085/College-student-shocked-professor-read-private-conversations-Zoom.html

About the Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, author and speaker. (Not related to the actress.)
Author of twenty books including: Quick Quotations; Who Said What When.
See books and profiles on Lulu.com and Amazon, such as Wedding Speeches & Toasts. Also watch videos on YouTube.

If you want to learn to speak the Queen's English, or Received Pronunciation. join me at my online toastmasters club,
Braddell Heights Advanced. Wednesdays, 7-9 Singapore time which is seven hours ahead of London, England.
I am also a member of
Singapore Online.9-12 pm, Singapore time, Fridays. I am also a member of
Tampines Changkat Advanced.
Harrovians, London.

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Bored on Trains and Planes? How to Crochet for Absolute Beginners: Part 1

Here's how to crochet. A project if you think you'll be bored stuck at an airport for hours. Make a list of things you want to learn. You could stick to crochet, then do a project every journey. Or pick different skills. Learn how to crochet on one trip. Knit on the next. Write a sonnet the last one - about your other projects.

Do you remember the girl I saw on the DLR (Docklands Light Railway) train to the world Travel Market at Excel in London? She was knitting scarves for Christmas presents.

Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer.

How to Hide In A Photo - face and hands or smile when appropriate

You might not want to be in a photo when travelling. For security. Whatever.

In Public Places
You can hold your own phone or camera in front of your face. You can wear sunglasses, dark glasses or a brimmed hat. This may save you from being caught on camera.

However, it also draws attention. Masks and dark glasses are seen as anti-social. They make other people nervous.

Televised events
At televised events the camera could turn towards you at any time. If you attend a concert, or even stand at a station looking up at the notice board when trains are delayed or on strike.

Stations
I was photographed on a TV camera years ago, Kings Cross station in London, on my way to Edinburgh. No, I wasn't going to the Edinburgh festival. I was meeting my family, my husband and then small son. We were on our way to Scotland, having won a trip at the world travel market. My late mother was sitting at home watching and saw face pop up on TV. I had no idea I was being photographed.

Not only that, but I was on TV again, the following week. The TV showed the same clip again, when reporting on the start or end of the problem.

So what can you do, more discreetly?

Audience
If you are at a concert you may see cameras in the concert hall. You think they are looking at the stage. But at dull moments, in the Interval, they may scan the audience.

You can also appear on still shots. Please be kind to the performers and the photographer. How often a lovely shot of the audience is ruined by the screaming children, even somebody standing in the aisle with their back to the performer. Maybe they are walking off to the toilet. Who knows. It just looks like they are not interested.

Now wonder people say, 'Don't photograph me.' They are seen in such dreadful poses.

As a photographer, I can tell you it's very annoying when you want to show the audience watching keenly as your club or VIP speaker is on stage, or your family or the official photographer scans, and the people in the front row, or down the aisles, or hiding at the back, or now listening attentively to your carefully crafted and rehearsed party piece.

Not, they are chatting to friends, ignoring the speaker. Tweaking ears, rubbing noses, yawning showing fillings in their teeth. How to hide without causing offence? Simple. Look down at your shoes.

If you are in a meeting, and a speaker is on stage, do not look at your watch. Do not frown, glare or look bored. It is a courtesy to sit upright and look alert.

The Japanese expect pupils in school to sit up and not slouch. To look bored is disrespectful to the teacher. The same would apply to members of the audience listening to the boss or a VIP speaker.

So, you know that the photographers are keen to take a picture of you. They want you to look good.

Sometimes they have politely beckoned you to be in the picture. You think you should not be in the bride's family group at the hotel. You may be right.

Posing For Pictures and Hiding
On the other hand, they may want you to be in the picture. This happened to me three times.
I was walking around a building associated with Sun Yat Sen in China and a young Chinese man was photographing his pretty girlfriend. I subtly, I thought, took a picture of them. They then posed a little ahead in my path. Just as I approached them, I realised they were photographing so I ducked out of the way. They got just a bit of me in the picture.

The photographer seemed disappointed that he hadn't got the perfect picture he wanted.  I indicated sorry. He indicated never mind. This cat and mouse game continued at several more spots around the building.

Finally we got to the exit and I asked if they would kindly pose for me. They were delighted to do so. They then asked if I would pose on my own and with them. It then transpired that they had been trying to photograph me all along!

Concerts and Theatres
But you have a reason for not being in the picture. If it's in the interval and you are not expected to watch somebody on stage, only at the camera, you can look away and the only loss is yours because you are not in the photo. Better still look down at a newspaper.

Group Photos
Stand in the back row, behind the tallest person in the row. Look down.

Go to the buffet table and stand with your back to the group.

If you are in a group of people seated, standing and moving spoils the photos and draws attention to yourself at the event and in the photo. Instead consider this:
1 Shield your eyes with your hand.
2 Hold up the programme or agenda of the event as if you are concentrating on reading. This shows no disrespect to the event but effectively hides you from view.

If you want to be in a photo but not have it published until later, you could ask the photographer. They may be quite happy to oblige.

What about hiding someone else? Just use a star. Edit on your phone.

Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer.