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Sunday, August 18, 2019

What Could You Get From A Six Course Tasting Menu At The Harrow At Little Bedwyn Restaurant?

A six course tasting menu at The Harrow at Little Bedwyn - what will you get? Celebrating a family engagement, we drove two hours from London to the Harrow Restaurant in Little Bedwyn, Wiltshire, leaving London before five pm on a Saturday afternoon, for their six course tasting dinner. We had allowed time for delays on the motorways and before 7 pm, early, in the light.

In case you don't know, I am the jolly blonde at the right of the picture. You might also notice the pleasing pink Champagne, the subtle strawberry colour soup in small shot glasses, the candle glowing on the table, the clean white fabric tablecloths, the artwork on the peachy walls.


The Harrow (restaurant) at Little Bedwyn, Wiltshire. Pink Champagne and small glasses of cold soup whose ingredients are strawberry and watermelon. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

Every year for a special occasion, when the restaurant has a special fixed price menu, we drive out to see them. It sounds a long way but we always find it is worth the journey.
Three miles from Hungerford with its thatched houses, you turn into a narrow lane between fields, under the trees, twisting left and right, narrower and narrower, until you reach an area of remote small houses.


The church of Little Bedwyn in rural Wiltshire, England. Photo from Wikipedia.

Service With Smiles
We were greeted as we walked in the front door by two or three of the girls wearing black tee-shirts with the name of the restaurant, neatly matching. Easy to work out who is a guest, who is serving, who is the owner, Sue.

Relaxing Atmosphere
The atmosphere is understated and quiet. You are in the middle of the countryside. Not a car for miles.

Previously, at lunch time, we have sat in a half empty restaurant. If you can get an off season lunchtime meal at a reduced price that is better for your budget. Bright light in the front room at lunch time is good if you want to see the food and photograph every morsel.

However, I prefer dinner on a Saturday night when the place is full. That is better for feeling warm and cosy.

I sat facing Riedel decanters. Curved and elegant. After typing Riedel I went back to the glass manufacturer's sales website check the spelling. How do I remember whether it is ei or ie? Same as the English spelling saying, i before e, except after c.

Whilst we waited for the food to arrive, we commented that the sound level was just right. Enough carpeting to stop that deafening echo you get from the tiles in Italian restaurants.

On the corridor walls are numerous photos of their awards. Also unusual paintings for sale, animals in bright colours.

Toilets
The toilets are soothing. Yes, just right.

I photographed the long mirror, but found I could not escape my own reflection. I dodged about to get the phone out of the picture. So handy to have a long mirror, to check you look okay, head to toe, hemline straight.

Angela's selfie with the long mirror.

In the long mirror you can see the reflection of the round mirror. (By my design - I chose a photo which shows the other mirror.)

Only when I got home did I discover that the round mirror's glass pieces had turned my reflection into a Picasso style picture with the nose and eyes at different angles.



Angela in the round mirror.


Twinned toilets. Photo by Angela Lansbury.

The toilets are twinned with toilets overseas. Always something amusing.

The menu and drinks and first course of food come up fast.

Drinks
You can order a flight of matching glasses of wine at two prices.
Or pink sparkling Champagne for a toast.
If you don't drink alcohol, or are driving, there are organic juices, mocktails, sake and cider.
Freshly baked bread. Photo by Angela Lansbury

Bread
Our first course was crusty bread with a soft center and two small circles of hummus and a truffle butter. Bread has to be just right. It was just right.

Soup
Next was a tiny shot glass of cold soup, a mixture of flavours. Called gazpacho, which is a Spanish or Portuguese cold vegetable soup. I mixed it up in my mind with Vichyssoise, which is French potato and onion soup, and French bouillabaisse, which is fish soup, but gazpacho, in the original version and in the Harrow version had no fish in it. Perfect.

English feta (cheese) with salted cherries. Photo by Angela Lansbury.
Fish
Next was fish, Cornish turbot. Slightly chewy fish on first mouthful but by mouthful three I was into the additions of girolles (mushrooms) and Perigord truffles.

Main Course Meat And Alternatives
For main course I had lamb. How do they manage to make it pink but perfectly soft and edible, yet with a crunchy edge? We debated this.


Main course. Lamb. Photo by Angela Lansbury.

I loved the egg with soldiers. I have eaten this twice before. This time they added some salt to both the biscuit and the egg. What is the middle? Mango puree?

Surprise 'egg' with (biscuit) soldier

Although the first time you see it, you are more surprised, I don't mind a spoiler. Neither for food nor films. I watch movies about the Titanic, and World War II. I know the ending, but I still enjoy the action. Can't get enough of it. When it comes to food, knowing what it looks like does not destroy the joy of eating the food. You have to taste it. You have to try it. The recipe has changed from the time we first tried it. Now the biscuit and the egg have a touch of saltiness offsetting and enhancing the sweetness.

Too much sugar? The egg is not the end. After that we had teeny tastes of strawberries.
I was allowed to taste the wine from the Optional Premium wines, Casa Silva Late Harvest Semillon Gewurttraminer 2017, from Colchagua Valley Chile. Chile is the country which runs, snakes, down the west coast of South America separated from the rest by a string of mountains. Chile, not too chilly, not too hot, warm enough for vines.

Diet
Our group included one person who was eating no shellfish. That's me. Another was eating no shellfish and no meat. The restaurant discussed the food choices on the phone a few days in advance and were able to change the meat to aubergine and the fish to a different fish.

Coffee And Chocolates
The choices are regular or decaff coffee. Two people ordered coffee and it appeared with two chocolate balls on sticks. The four of us looked at the two chocolates. That happens so often in restaurants. Also in hotels, somebody left without a chocolate. When you are paying a lot of money to celebrate togther you don't want to be end your day arguing over who has the chocolate. A moment later, two more chocolates appeared.

At the end we had no leftovers to take home. The portion sizes of the meal were judged just right. We felt full enough but not over-full.

All we have to take home is memories. Memories fixed by photographs.

The young couple said, "It was a great meal, much better than a Michelin star restaurant we visited in London."

Tables
On previous occasions we have sat in the front room. On this visit we had a round table for four in the back room. I much prefer the back room. Fewer distractions of staff and diners coming and going. Fewer diners who are near enough to distract you whilst not actually being near enought to get into conversation.

Getting There
We set the satnav. Nothing much to see en route. You listen to your radio or talk.

We knew we were nearby when we arrived at Hungerford and drove past the historic Bear Inn, where we once stayed the night. Hungerford is in Berkshire, whilst Little Bedwyn is just across the county border in Wiltshire, near Wales from where some of the food is sourced. English lamb or Welsh lamb?

According to the men in our foursome, and the restaurant's own website, and reviews on Tripadvisor, photos of Welsh Rugby teams are in the restaurant's gents toilet. The restaurant is run by Sue and Roger. Roger is the cook and when he is away visiting his suppliers or judging contests his team cook and serve up his menus. He writes for Decanter magazine. The wine menu is quite a good novelty read, too. The wines are listd by style and grape rather than country. That suits me, as I am looking for white or rose wines and sparkling wines.

If you arrive in the restaurant area before lunch time you can visit the farm shop nearby, but at gone six pm on a summer Saturday evening the shop complex was already closed. So we turned around and drove back to the restaurant. Just as well, we had spent enough for one day on food and wine.

What it cost:
60 pounds sterling per person for the six course dinner. Optional matched tasting wines, four for 25 pounds per person. (Or 40 pounds per person for premium wines, but we sent one of them back and tried the basic wine which was better.) I always think if there is a choice of two food or wine set menus, you should choose one of each. Then you reduce the cost, double the variety, and halve the risk of getting something you do not like.

Useful Websites
The Harrow At Little Bedwyn
Little Bedwyn
https://www.theharrowatlittlebedwyn.com/about/
https://www.riedel.com/en-ie/features-promotions/collections/hand-made/hand-made-decanters

About the Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, author and speaker.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Happy Easter - How To Enjoy Excellent Easter Eggs in England And British chocolate

Problem
Easter is a religious festival but also a commercial success story. The shops are full of flowers - the oddest thing is the blue flowers. The huge orchids are magnificent.

Best of all, Easter eggs.
Which eggs?

Answer
My favourite is anything which has a second use as a game or a toy or something to keep. One year eggs came with mugs.

Cadbury Creme egg mug, with dieter hiding. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

Last year, after Easter 2017, I bought a creme egg mug in Tesco Express and I thought it came 'free' with an egg. This year, Easter 2018, you can buy direct from Cadbury's, a set with two mugs and assorted eggs. The price when I looked on Sunday April 1st was £18 reduced to £15, plus £3.95 postage in the UK. (Details of websites at end.)

 This year I got out my old mug to use it. What does this suggest? Cream eggs and drinking chocolate. Both are highly calorific.

This year I couldn't find anything free. I am a sucker for anything free and permanent. This year what caught my eye on Saturday in Tesco Express was a packaging which makes a mini-theatre. Just a bit of carboard? That won't last long. Later I regretted not buying it. I sent somebody in to get one, or at least take a photo on Sunday, but the item had already sold out. it wasn't online either.

 I looked on line at converting cardboard boxes into theatres, and realised that any box with a window, in face any box when you cut out a window, makes a miniature theatre for a child with finger puppets.

Cheap DIY Easter Eggs
I wish I had time to make dyed boiled eggs.

If you invest in a chocolate mould one year, you will have make-your-own Easter egg apparatus forever.

This is the time to buy Easter eggs, but for chocoholics, no need to stop when Easter ends. That's when you can buy a bargain, if you wait until just after Easter when the prices come down - or indulge during Easter and afterwards.

The Height of Luxury - The Harrow Restaurant At Little Bedwyn

The best 'egg' ever is this mock egg at the expensive but worth it for special occasions Haro at Little Bedwyn restaurant. We sign up to their newsletter and once of twice a year we indulge in a special offer meal.

Here's the dessert. Spoiler alert. It looks like an egg. But it's some kind of white mixture, a cross between cream and meringue, with a yellow center inside - might be mango. Plus a sweet biscuit to dip. Mock up of a soft boiled egg.
Dessert Egg At The Harrow restaurant, Little Bedwyn. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


The Harrow at Little Bedwyn, near Marlborough, England, UK.

In case you were wondering, dessert with the double ss is the one with lots of sugar. The desert with one s is the desert with sand and little water.

What's the real story behind all this Easter business? If you go way back, you'll find pagan or pre-Christian celebrations of the arrival of spring, the spring flowers, the eggs, circles and symbols of new life, animals coming out of hibernation to enjoy the warmth. and rabbits breeding like rabbits producing Easter time bunnies. The Christians were banned from eating egg during lent, a time when you give up flour - hence pancake day using up the last of last year's flour, (like the Jewish Passover where you can eat crackers but not leavened and risen bread.

As for eggs, Victorian times brought in eggs in satin boxes or with silk cloth coverings. Then there were Fabergé eggs, jewel-encrusted eggs. When I was a child in the 1950s I remember my delight at the hard sugared eggs with teeny scenes inside, viewed through a hole creating a window at one end.

Now we have chocolate eggs which have high calorie counts despite the hollow centres.

Chocolate Bunnies
If eggs aren't your thing, how about chocolate bunnies?

DIY Decorated Eggs
In Eastern Europe eggs are decorated at home, using wax to draw a pattern, with a home-made point on a homemade pen. Dyes are natural, such as using onion skins, which takes several hours. Leaves can be used to create patterns. Geometic designs are also popular. Wiipedia explains how to dye eggs and even how to make the writing instrument.



Here's the wonderful Pysanka Museum in Kolomyia, Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast (region), Ukraine.



Українська: Музей писанкового розпису в Коломиї, Івано-Франківська область
English: Pysanka Museum in Kolomyia, Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast, Ukraine
Date20 August 2017, 17:15:52
SourceOwn work
AuthorTohaomg
Camera location48° 31′ 41.49″ N, 25° 02′ 23.91″ E  Heading=290° Kartographer map based on OpenStreetMap.View this and other nearby images on: OpenStreetMap - Google Earthinfo

Pysanka, decorated egg, is the singular. Pysanky is the plural.

From Wikipedia article on Pysanka. Photo by Lantuska of eggs in Pysanka Museum in Ukraine.

For more see next post.

Useful Websites
https://www.cadburygiftsdirect.co.uk/gift-ideas/shop-by-occasion/easter-gifts/cadbury-creme-egg-easter-gift.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pysanka
Official Ukraine tourist board - to visit the egg museum
http://www.traveltoukraine.org
Excellent website showed me everything from opera and jeiwhs music to a Youtube video on how to paint Easter eggs, and the fact that in 1066 Lviv was the biggest city in Euopre with a population of 50, 00 compared with 20,000 in London, England.
Official UK tourist site if you need to visit to visit The Harrow restaurant, Cadbury's Chocolate Tour or shop in Birmingham
visitbritainshop.com
theharrowatlittlebedwyn.com

Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, author and speaker.

Friday, January 26, 2018

Must Visit The Michelin Starred Harrow at Little Bedwyn Restaurant



Savoury dish at the Harrow at Little Bedwyn restaurant. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


Problem
Who can afford to eat at the top Michelin starred restaurants? Not as many people as would like to visit them.

Answer
Get on the mailing list and wait for a special offer.

Everything about this place is wonderful. The collection of carafes from Reidel Glass, which are for sale, look stunning. You can buy a carafe or glass. Maybe for a birthday or wedding anniversary.

We had a six-course meal with four matching wines for £60.

We began with olives. The starter was a tasty mulligatawny soup, mustard yellow. Cod was enhanced by January greens and truffle. The lamb was wonderful.
Surprise 'egg'. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

Then came the surprise. Egg with soldiers. Looks like a boiled egg, served in an egg cup.  White meringue on top, hiding orange mango.


Rhubarb dessert. Photos by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

Finally rhubarb. A delight for the eye. The one which looks like a sandwich contains teeny pieces of ginger.

Definitely a place for a celebration.

The Harrow at little Bedwyn
Marlborough
Wiltshire
SN8 3JP
Tel: +44 (0) 1672 870 871
Email: office@theharrowatlittlebedwyn.com
Useful Websites
http://www.theharrowatlittlebedwyn.com

Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, author and speaker. See my next post on nearby Cobbs Farm shop.

Friday, February 13, 2015

The Harrow Address

Here's the address of The Harrow at Little Bedwyn mentioned in my previous posts.

The Harrow at Little Bedwyn
Marlborough
Wiltshire SN8 3JP
Tel: 01672 870 871
Email: reservations@harrowinn.co.uk
Website: www.theharrowatlittlebedwyn.co.uk

You will probably meet Sue who greets and is serving in the restaurant and bar, or Steph who is serving, and you might catch a glimpse of the chef in the kitchen.

Surprise Decor, Dishes and Desserts, from France and America to Merry England

Everybody likes to be surprised and delighted. I am going to tell you about three meals I had long ago: the French restaurant meal at Richelieu, the Souffle in London, the magic restaurant; then three meals I had recently which you could try - the chocolate bombe melting at Petrus, the misting ice cream at dinner, the hidden egg at the Harrow in Little Bedwyn.

The French Restaurant
The restaurant in Richelieu France was in a small town with a couple of bedrooms above the restaurant, the sort of place where there are no locks on the doors and one of you is saying that this place is a dump while the other bravely and optimistically insists it's lovely and cute.

Downstairs we weren't expecting much. Up comes the melon, a whole melon, with the top sliced off and replaced. We remove the edible lid to reveal the inside melon part cubed and red wine forming a contrasting lake. The main course, table d'hôte, is fish with almonds. We are expecting a small fish with a few almonds. To our astonishment, an entire tray of food arrives, the central platter surrounded by flowers, the fish for two on an oval platter, the fish entirely hidden inside a mound of almonds. We talked about that meal for years.

A French named restaurant, Le Souffle, in a Hilton hotel in London, supplied a memorable anniversary meal. For a starter we had artichoke soufflé. The soufflé was in the middle of the green artichoke. The artichoke was served half encased in a red napkin folded origami style to mimic the shape of the artichoke leaves, a series of stepped, red triangles.

Le Souffle's decor was outclassed by the entrance to the dearly missed Magic restaurant. First, the entrance was hidden. You descend a staircase and cannot see a person, nor a door, just a set of panels and bookshelves. After scanning for a handle, pulling and pushing, attempting to slide the wall, stamping on the mat in the hope of finding a pedal or button, the door swings open. Did you trip the catch, are they watching from inside or what?

Inside, of course, there was more. The waiter brings a hanky and does a trick, then unfolds the cloth to reveal a menu printed on it. I can't even remember the food. (The Magic Hotel in San Francisco was another unforgettable hotel we were lucky enough to try before the owners said goodbye to the business. When you opened the bedroom's wardrobe door, you saw a mural of a cow. A recorded voice told you where to find the menu, grab it and hurry downstairs to dinner. In the dining room the waiter greeted three of us, each by our first name, although we had not met him previously.)

What can you enjoy now in London?

Petrus
Unless price is no object look out for lunchtime specials at this a la restaurant. The chocolate bombe is a combination of hot and cold, ice cream inside, encased in chocolate casing which melts or explodes to reveal the contents.

Dinner
Dinner restaurant at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel offers assorted surprised. The orange, which is a kind of mincemeat ball covered in something resembling ketchup, think tomato, Scotch egg for millionaires.

The dessert is equally original. An ice cream cart which is wheeled to your table if you choose their special dessert. The ice cream is made fresh to order. You get a grand display of ice cream mixing, with a white mist like dry ice. I wasn't so thrilled with the results, but my two companions thought the taste was every bit as good as the performance.

The Harrow
The hidden egg was the surprise at a recent meal. I hope this stays a feature of their menu. As well as looking amusing, like a boiled egg, the taste of the sweet white swirl of cream on top, and the orange fruit centre, was delicious. Of the three desserts I have described, I think nutritionally a combination of sugar and fruit wins. Not too much sugar, small portions, just right. But perhaps that's because it's the one  had most recently so I remember it more clearly and fondly.

The Harrow at Little Bedwyn

Cauliflower Snow
What if you are not nearby and / or can't afford the time and money to visit these sumptuous places? What could you do at home? How about Cauliflower Snow, my favourite surprise dish when I had just started entertaining. You cook cauliflower with a layer of whipped egg white on tip, hiding the egg yolks under the 'snow'. One egg yolk per person. Grated cheese on top is melted under a grill which cooked the whites and keeps the yolks cooked enough to be runny, not set.

If you cut the egg white to mark the portions, you can be sure each of your two, four or six diners receives a serving containing a surprise egg yolk. It's a relatively inexpensive dish and suits those who don't eat meat. The ingredients won't suit strict vegans (who avoid eggs, milk and cheese) but will be fine for many vegetarians.

If that's too much like hard work, try Petrus, Dinner or The Harrow.

Angela Lansbury B A Hons is a travel writer and photographer.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Harrow At Little Bedwyn - good egg surprise - warning - secret of the egg revealed



This egg is not savoury but sweet. In the centre is a yellow 'yolk. I may have told you what it looks like and what it's made from, but as is the case with all food, for the full effect you have to taste it.

The Harrow At Little Bedwyn - following wine and dine events

The Harrow at Little Bedwyn provides amazing food and wines. Special events are held regularly.

Prices are not cheap for this quality and attention to detail, so if you are flexible as to time you can look out for their off peak special offers.

In May they are re-running the competition comparing South African and Australian wines, which they  previously held in South Africa.

Restaurants in central city locations can rely on passing trade. Restaurants in remote locations depend on locals who are regulars and visitors from further away who make less recent special trips.

If you are too far away to visit frequently, and don't have the time or budget to attend every event they do -
worldwide, but would like to know, you can get on their mailing list and read about them in magazines such as The Caterer and Decanter.

If you are visiting The Harrow, or are nearby and can't go there, and are a keen cook, stop at nearby Cobbs Farm Shop, which I have described in other posts.

Angela Lansbury BA Hons is a travel writer and author.


Sunday, September 14, 2014

Chez the chef Roger Jones in the Kitchen at The Harrow restaurant, Little Bedwyn

Sue Jones welcomes you into The Harrow Restaurant while her husband Roger is busy behind the scenes in the kitchen. After lunch we were shown around the kitchen by Roger.





A soupmaker (left) and a Kenwood mixer. 


I was most interested in the washing up. Two sinks for washing and rinsing the dishes. Then a machine which steam cleans them in three minutes. 

A separate washer just for glassware. Very fine Riedel glasses. 


Here is Sue serving:


www.theharrowatlittlebedwyn.com

Fabulous Five course lunch with matching wines at The Harrow Restaurant in Little Bedwyn, Wiltshire

Who would drive an hour and a half out of London just to eat a splendid meal, one of the country's best - we'd eaten there before - we would, when we were offered one of their tasting menus, which work out a good price compared to a la carte. Spinning out of London along the M4 motorway in September sunshine, we admired the green belt, the green trees and fields of trees, towards Hungerford. Just after the Welcome to Wiltshire sign we saw another sign to Little Bedwyn. The road narrows like a tunnel between hedges into a funnel, twisting and turning, passing the canal which is crossed by small humpback bridges, bordered by static barges and a towpath, the only movement being small brown bobbing ducks.

Was it worth the drive? Yes. Other diners were enjoying shellfish from the a la carte menu, but I'm allergic to shellfish. My amuse bouche of a small cup of sweetcorn soup had not been adulterated nor enhanced by the crab which the others enjoyed.

The made in the house bread was two sorts, tomato, or seaweed. Both well flavoured. In fact the bread is best enjoyed eaten alone, so as not to swamp the flavour of the 'soup'.

This is the yellow sweetcorn soup with the orange crab in the centre. The amuse bouche.




The menu and the starter of salmon with cucumber sorbet.
Notice the lovely layout of the spoon between the two knives.



Two red wines (choices of different people) matching the main course of venison.
The matched tasting wines were £15 for 3 glasses.



Blackberry dessert.



The Harrow at Little Bedwyn
Marlborough
Wiltshire
SN8 3JP
Tel: +44 (0) 1672 870 871
email: reservations@harrowinn.co.uk
www.theharrowatlittlebedwyn.com

Monday, September 23, 2013

The Pelican Inn, Froxfield, Wiltshire, and Delightful Ducks

The Pelican inn is easy to find on the old London to Bath main road, now the A4, with parking conveniently both sides. Froxfield, not fox field but Froxfield. I like to think of maidens in frocks photographed against a backdrop field, not noticing the watching fox. The village is between Hungerford (unfortunately well known for the modern times Hungerford massacre), and Marlborough, known to most as the name of school, to some as the name of a brand of cigarettes.

Froxfield's the Pelican is a free house with wifi and its leaflet claims that it attracts walkers. It is also on the little of venues for overnight stays for those indulging in the nearby Michelin starred restaurant The Harrow, which has an interesting wine cellar and holds dinners with talks by visitors from vineyards as far away as Australia, which is what attracted my family to the area.

The Pelican inn takes its name from the Pelican omnibus which used to stop outside the door. We stopped and parked in one of the two car parks on either side.
Walk into the inn and there's reception in the centre between the bar and the open sided restaurant room.
The place is small, fewer than ten dining tables downstairs, probably because there are fewer than ten bedrooms upstairs.
Yes, it's an old inn, with old beams and creaking floors.

I puffed anxiously up the steep staircase, clinging on to the left hand wooden handrail, fearing endless stairs, but there's only one staircase.
We three had booked two bedrooms. Bedroom numbers go up to eight, so three of us occupied a quarter of the rooms. Statistically that makes me a pretty good inspector. I chose the room overlooking the duck pond. Not sure whether the pond links to the stream, but the ducks soon sailed into view of my busy mobile phone camera lens.

In the basic bathrooms I pounded gleefully on the cute complimentary shower get and other liquids - but found no soap.I realised that those clumpsy looking (sic) Victorian taps with the cross tops are the handiest things to turn if you don't know left from right and can't remember whether taps go clockwise or anti-clockwise. I  needed a firm wrench at it because I sealed it tight by turning the wrong way.

The room is small which explains the tiny double beds which leave more room to walk around. Visual appeal provided by cute cushions. British hotels tend to go for bland decor.
 If you like healthy food and fresh milk, you will enjoy the thermos of fresh milk on the tea tray. I've found that only in a two or three hotels in a lifetime of travelling worldwide. So, if you hate sachets of long life so called milk, you will instantly enthuse about the bedroom facilities.

 My family booked two rooms. Mama gets to choose. I wanted the one overlooking the back garden, tree tops seen when you lie on the bed, and duck pond viewed on tiptoe from the window.
Duck pond? Where are the ducks. Just an immobile statue. Ah - as I watched a duck sailed into view and I clicked my mobile phone camera.

Next morning I was glad to learn that the front bedroom overlooking the road did not keep anybody awake at night. Our sound sleeper said if you live in Hendon or Notting Hill, you expect to be woken once a week by drunks, fights, emergency vehicles, and learn to go back to sleep and ignore any noise. That's right.

It's a good thing I was not still lurching drunk at dawn next morning, facing the steep descent down the stairs, with only one fixed solid handrail stuck to the wall, now on my other side. One member of my family is right-handed, another left-handed, so that handrail could not please everybody.
But at the bottom of the stairs I was greeted by a welcome sight facing me, breakfast was ready, already, the table of cereals.

From my dining table I ducked down to look through the fireplace to the bar area beyond. Well-spoken regulars sat near us, but no need to ask them what to do in the area. I'd already read the leaflets telling me that the local attraction was a windmill. No more clutter - no more leaflets!
We saw a signpost to the windmill and followed it but soon got lost in winding roads one car wide. I wished I'd taken the inn's leaflet on the windmill and its postcode. So I've mentally saved the windmill as something  to see on another visit to the nearby Harrow restaurant at Little Bedwyn.

The Pelican inn's bill is a good antidote to the pricey prices of your dinner round the corner for celebrations such as an anniversary at the Harrow. Last time we splurged on the Harrow we stayed overnight at The Bear in Hungerford. The Bear is bigger,  more of an all jumping hotel, but the Pelican offers a nearer and good value alternative.
I never saw the windmill, nor a pelican, only a few ducks.
Quack, quack, quack, I'll go back.

But wait - there's more - about the pelican and the ducks. After enjoying a sniff of the aromatic mandarin and bargamot shampoo bottle, I took a last look at the little 30 ml bottle in the revealing bright light of day.
I noticed the black silhouette of a pelican on the front. Another pelican was raised in relief on the cap.
The title DUCK ISLAND was printed sideways. By dint of a squint, holding the bottle up against a white background, I discovered in small print the website: www.duckisland.co.uk

The bottle gives the toiletries company address as
Duck Island Ltd
51 Queen Anne Street
London W1G 9HS.

More details about

The Pelican inn from
www.pelicanann.co.uk
www.facebook.com/pelicaninnfroxfield
The Pelican Inn, 
Bath Road, 
Froxfield, 
Marlborough, 
Wiltshire 
SN8 3JY. 
Tel: 01488 682479.
Angela Lansbury BA Hons is the author of twenty books on travel, etiquette, public speaking and comic poetry. She is a member of two Toastmasters International speakers' clubs, also on Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter and YouTube.