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Sunday, August 27, 2023

How to land a plane in an emergency



I needed a picture of plane arm rests, but also found  a handy guide to how to land a plane if the pilot is unconscious or unwell. 

Wikihow tells you how to check that the plane is flying level. How to engage autopilot. How to contact, speak and listen, to helpers on the ground, air traffic conrollers, in the aiport control tower, starting with the word Mayday, said three times. How to identify various controls. It is a bit like driving a car, or riding a bicycle. Levers to go forward and back, rotate.  

You never know when you might need this. If everybody knows, somebody can take over in an emergency.

At very least, it provides entertainment when chatting over dinner when travelling. When not travelling, you could use the information to write a short story about a drama when travelling.

Although I cannot find any reports of a giant Jumo jet being landed by a passenger, there is a you tube video and newspaper reports about a passenger landing a small plane in Florida when the pilot fell ill. 

You need to know several things. How to right the plane if it is going down, up or turning around in circles. How to direct it down safely. How to stop it after you land.

Another story is of a child taking over.

Useful Website

https://www.wikihow.com/Land-an-Airplane-in-an-Emergency

Passenger lands plane

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/florida-passenger-lands-plane/index.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnoKuGcieNI

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Saturday, August 26, 2023

When Is It Polite and Safe to Recline or decline to recline an airline seat? Lift the Arm Rest?



When the crew check seatbelts for takeoff and landing they normally ask you to bring your seats upright, and also when mealtimes.



It is a good idea when reclining to check the person behind you to see they are not leaning with their head forward or a drink in their hand. If you are about to recline for the night, you might ask if they want to visit the loo whilst your seat is still upright.

Getting out of your seat can be difficult if the seat ahead of you is reclined. the armrest on the aisle ca usually be lifted either by pressing firmly on a convex button under the arm or pushing backwards on a small lever.

Whilst hunting for pictures of seats, I found a video on You Tube, lots of copyright photos in newspapers and other places,

Interesting Websites

 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12442567/I-RECLINE-seat-despite-howls-plus-sized-passengers-moan-Im-invading-space-says-KENNEDY-hilarious-blunt-pronouncement-flight-etiquette-dare-agree.html#comments

https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-the-Person-in-Front-of-You-from-Reclining-Seat-on-a-Plane

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Sunday, July 16, 2023

Your quickest exit from planes and hotels


Four photos on Wizz Air flying into Tirana, capital of Albana. Photos by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


(NB no h in Wizz air.)

As Benjamin Franklin, the American ambassador to Britain, once said, and probably said several times, hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

Seats next to exits should be reserved or allocated to able bodied people who can open the door in an emergency. On landing, stay seated until the plane comes to a standstill.

I have been hit on the head by items from overhead lockers. I am more nervous standing up than when seated.

 Every pilot, and every lawyer working for an insurance company knows safety rules. Every flight staff trainer knows and conveys this. Does, or should. The passengers will be depending on the staff to act quickly, calmly, decisively, and correctly, in an emergency.

When buying a place ticket, I consider, how cheap is this flight, how safe is this flight. What is the time of day, the number of engines on the plane, and the airline's reputation for safety? A relative of mine died in an air crash, and I read Unsafe at Any Height.

In a car, I try to sit beside the door and not in the middle seat. I have had three road traffic accidents.

I fly regularly. I am no longer nervous But I do try to select my seat.

THE PLANE EXITS

I was twice in planes which had trouble, engine trouble of warning lights. Once, taking off from Heathrow in an Air India flight. We had to wait at the airport many hours for another flight. Then the second leg of my flight, we circled and came to a standstill. The air hostess (as they were called in those days) ran to the pilot's cabin. She came running back in a panic, raced down the aisle and off the plane. Leaving us!

I now sit near an exit, on the aisle. In a train I like to sit near the exit, but mainly so  I can watch my luggage, and not have to race a long a long aisle to get off in time when I hear the station name announced, and cannot understand it, and suddenly find I am at the interchange or destination station in Wales.

Flying is safer than driving

This is normally considered true, but sounds ironic. If you drive on corniche roads, corniche is French for ledge, with a sheer drop on one side, the number of times you brace yourself, and stare anxiously at the scenery, on one journey, can exceed the number of times you brace yourself in an aircraft during turbulence. However, some people find that dangerous roads do not make flying seem safer. Any kind of alarm makes them more tense in all situations. 

Howeve, even if you are totally stress-free, and stoical, it may be despite, or because, of the fact that you have taken every care to maximize your chances of coming out of an accident safely.

Yes, but whether you are driving or on the road, many precautions can save lives. That is why we have a highway code, and driving tests, and the UK's car MOT, and road safety campaigns. That is why airlines have safety briefings. Ensure you are not one of the few, rare casualties, but one of the survivors.

Fear of Flying

I used to  be afraid of flying. I liked photography. I sat in the window seat. After we took off, I felt nervous looking down. 

Now I sit in the aisle seat. This has more than one advantage. Quick exit in emergency. Quick exit to toilet. Quick way to stop a passing flight attendant. Eyes on the long aisle beat claustrophobia. Inside plane activity distracts from the sight of the far off ground.

Preparation On Boarding

If you want a photo from the window, ask the passenger in the window seat to take it.

Listen to the exit and emergency instructions. That helps others. And may stop them obstructing your exit. 

Check you can find your inflatable floatation device.

Check you know which way to pull the lever on the emergency exit.

Keep your phone and credit cards and passport on you. That way you don't delay in any emergency. You don't leave the plane and leave your passport behind in the seat back pocket. You have a phone to call for help, and contact family to say you are safe. You have credit cards to buy food, a ticket home, clothes, a hotel to stay overnight, the airline number to call for help or another flight, to tell them where you are, to ask for a message to be sent to your family, and the taxi waiting for you at the destination airport.

Wear flat shoes, not heels, which damage the slide as you descend and slow your running away on land.

In your pocket have a small file of drinking water, a chocolate bar or vitamin tablets.

Thongs (underpants) in your pocket, spare socks, a small pen and paper to write a help me note, or location details.

HOTEL EXITS 

Note the exit. Note the number of doors between your bedroom and the exit.

RESTAURANTS

Note the exit. Ask, if there is a back exit for an emergency. 

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Tuesday, February 28, 2023

How To Conquer Fear Of Flying

Delay due to lightning risk. Photo by Trevor Sharot. Copyright.

I used to be terrified of flying. I was upset by the clanking if the landing gear being pulled up. I felt sick when the plane tipped sideways as it did a U turn in the air our t of the airport.

Now, all that is over. I have more trivial things to worry about. When can I go to the toilet? Will I get food to which I am allergic?  

Glossary

aerophobia - fear of flying

 Useful Websites

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-11789499/Im-British-Airways-captain-facts-help-cure-fear-flying.html

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/22431-aerophobia-fear-of-flying#:~:text=Aerophobia%20is%20a%20fear%20of,Request%20an%20Appointment

Friday, April 21, 2017

Light Relief - writing poems whilst travelling


Problem
How to pass the time during a delay? How to see the funny side? How to make good use of your time? I write comic poetry and when I remember and feel inspired I write poems about problems. I met a Singapore Airlines pilot at a toastmasters International meeting and said I would give him a poem, but our paths did not cross again. He was always away flying. However, for your entertainment, here's a new reproduction of my poem.

Answer
To be performed wearing a cap with gold buttons.

The Pilot Speaking
by Angela Lansbury

"This is your co-pilot speaking
I promise we're leaving on time
I know you feel like you're dying
Just breathe deeply, and you'll be fine ..."

"This is your co-pilot speaking
I'm sorry about the delay
If you look out of the windows
You'll see goat herds on the runway

"We don't usually tell you
When we see a snake on the plane
I lift my feet in the cockpit
Calmly sigh, 'Oh no - not again!'

"Whilst I am waiting for the vet
I announce, 'We're waiting for parts ...'
I send for vets - and two doctors
Mine quickly checks my waltzing heart!

"We know you've paid lots of money
We pretend complaints don't cause stress
Altitude makes food taste funny
Crew clean toilets, they do their best

"I have you enjoy a pleasant flight
A safe journey, a lovely day
Remember whilst you have a holiday
We're working, driving, smiling, all day."

Copyright Angela Lansbury
April 21 2017

Quick facts
Single animals or whole herds can get onto fenced or unfenced runways, especially in Africa.
Snakes on the plane have happened several times - either in passenger area or cockpit. Planes from some destinations are checked for stowaways - local wildlife which slithers in. Animals and reptiles and pets can also escape when carried officially or unofficially in luggage, or hidden under the passenger's clothes.

Snakes on a plane
Wikipedia:
The (movie) story is credited to David Dalessandro, a University of Pittsburgh administrator and first-time Hollywood writer. He developed the concept in 1992 after reading a nature magazine article about Indonesian brown tree snakes climbing onto planes in cargo during World War II.

Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, author, speaker, entertainer.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Colour and Colour Blindness - How It Changes Photography and Life



Seeing colours is wonderful, something one tends to take for granted. I still have old black and white photos of holidays. Nowadays my travel photos are different. Photos of colourful flowers are more important.

Story
In a recent speech contest I spoke about my late Uncle Ronnie who was color blind. When he was dying I visited him in Barnet hospital and took him flowers. He was not interested in flowers because he could not see the colors - even the shapes were obscured by his inability to see color.

I saw being color blind as a blight on his life and started to appreciate what a big part color played in my life.

Only when I asked him about his life did I see that being color blind contributed to his focus on his other senses so that he became a BBC orchestra violinist.

What was more remarkable, being color blind prevented him from being a pilot. At the time he was upset. But pilots in the Battle of Britain lived only four years. His life was saved because he was colour blind.

Author
Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, author and speaker.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Ten more easy Indonesian and Malay words



English - Indonesian/Malay

Pear - p e r
pen - p e n a
pencil - p e n s i l
Perfume - p a r f u m
Photograph (noun) - f o t o

picnic - p i k n i k
pilot - pilot
pyjamas - p i j a m a
radio - radio
restaurant - r e s t o r a n

Angela Lansbury, author and teacher of English and languages, author and speaker.
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