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Friday, April 7, 2017

Monkeys - more comments


Problem
What do you say to the member of staff you meet on the path in Singapore?

Answer
"Have you seen the monkey?"

He answers enthusiastically:

"Cannot catch. Monkey very clever. Cannot kill. Government catch three families. One got away."

A bystander says afterwards: "He can't catch it. The government can."

Except for one.

Watch this space. On second thoughts, make that watch this tree.

Angela Lansbury, travel writer.
See a previous post on monkeys.

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